在上课的卡莉丝塔和艾米丽
卡莉丝塔的进度报告（Callista's Progress Report）是耻辱1主线中由卡莉丝塔·科诺（Callista Curnow）录制的一段录音。
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几乎没必要在餐桌礼仪上费工夫。她全都懂，就算她选择不去遵守那些礼仪。她拿勺子的时候宁愿手持勺子头，把它当做一把剑。之后，突然一下她就变了，变得彬彬有礼，要开茶会。我试着为她效劳，但是我几乎做不了什么。没有合适的盘子。我只有用酒吧的破布代替餐巾，啤酒杯代替茶杯。我去为艾米丽要过那些合适的东西，但是他们关注的是其他事情。目前，艾米丽和我决定用纸、她四周找到的小东西来假装来一顿晚餐，我猜在地板上举行吧。对于公主来说这并不合适，但是这也是没有办法的。
（There’s hardly a need to work on table etiquette. She knows it all, even if she chooses not to employ it. She’d rather hold her spoon by the wrong end and pretend it’s a sword. Then, suddenly, she changes and she’s all manners, asking for a tea party. I tried to oblige her, but I have little to work with. No proper plates. Instead of a cloth napkin I’ve only the bar rag. Ale mugs, instead of teacups. I’ve asked for things befitting her, but they have their minds on other things. For now, Emily and I decided to make pretend dinner setting using paper, and little things she’s found here and there – on the floor I suppose. Not right for a princess, but it’ll have to do.）